REALLY? WHY BUY SHIT?
PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS PAID FOR NOTHING.
We just made it cheaper.
ARTNET NEWS · JUNE 2021Buyer Pays €15,000 for a Sculpture That Isn't There
Salvatore Garau, Io Sono. Sold in 2021. The buyer got a certificate. Nothing else.LOT 01BLOOMBERG · JULY 2014Unmade Bed Sells for £2.5 Million, Dirty Sheets Included
Tracey Emin, My Bed. Sold at Christie's London in 2014 for £2,546,500.LOT 02FIRSTONLINE · 2016€275,000 for a Tin of Artist's Poop. Contents Unconfirmed.
Piero Manzoni, Merda d'Artista No. 69. Sold in 2016. What's inside has never been verified.LOT 03SOTHEBY'S · NOVEMBER 2024$6.2 Million Banana Taped to a Wall. The Buyer Ate It.
Maurizio Cattelan, Comedian. Sold at Sotheby's New York in 2024.LOT 04WIKIPEDIA / ARTNET · 2013Mystery Buyer Pays $105 Million for One Red Rectangle
Barnett Newman, Anna's Light. Reportedly sold in a private sale in 2013.LOT 05
Salvatore Garau, Io Sono. Sold in 2021. The buyer got a certificate. Nothing else.LOT 01BLOOMBERG · JULY 2014Unmade Bed Sells for £2.5 Million, Dirty Sheets Included
Tracey Emin, My Bed. Sold at Christie's London in 2014 for £2,546,500.LOT 02FIRSTONLINE · 2016€275,000 for a Tin of Artist's Poop. Contents Unconfirmed.
Piero Manzoni, Merda d'Artista No. 69. Sold in 2016. What's inside has never been verified.LOT 03SOTHEBY'S · NOVEMBER 2024$6.2 Million Banana Taped to a Wall. The Buyer Ate It.
Maurizio Cattelan, Comedian. Sold at Sotheby's New York in 2024.LOT 04WIKIPEDIA / ARTNET · 2013Mystery Buyer Pays $105 Million for One Red Rectangle
Barnett Newman, Anna's Light. Reportedly sold in a private sale in 2013.LOT 05The object was never the product.The status was.We just removed the object. Same smug feeling. 0.00008% of the price.
Who paid the most for nothing?
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04#10 costs $6. The throne costs $51.TAKE THE SPOT
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RECENTLY SPENT ON SHIT
Which country is the most embarrassing?
- 01
DKDenmark1 idiot$50
- 02
FRFrance5 idiots$31
- 03
TRTürkiye4 idiots$30
- 04
NLNetherlands1 idiot$20
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USUnited States2 idiots$10
Counted for the country each idiot chose.
244 countries haven't wasted a cent.
5 already have. The rest are still pretending to be sensible.
